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Roxie*
15:31 14/5/2009
| BMC at its best - The Snort Thread Part 2 - what tickles your fancy Seeing as the last is getting loooooooooong I have been instructed(nagged  ) to start another
You know the score . . .  |
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miss london
15:36 14/5
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First post! |
ladylavendercurd
15:44 14/5
| FIRST PAGE |
Dapurplemama
15:46 14/5
| Ooooo, me too,first page |
Wren
15:47 14/5
| snort
miss london
15:36 14/5
First post!
ladylavendercurd
15:44 14/5
FIRST PAGE
Dapurplemama
15:46 14/5
Ooooo, me too,first page
sorry, but that did just tickle my fancy....
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miss london
15:49 14/5
| Well I knew I'd never get it one Misto and Jo |
The Cats Mauve-r
15:51 14/5
| has anyone totted up all the attributions on the original thread?? who was funniest?? |
Roxie*
15:51 14/5
| You could do that if you like TCM |
The Cats Mauve-r
15:53 14/5
| nah..i am tooooooo busy buying bargain shoes in charity shops!
Skechers Peaches in pink for dd...£3 brand new |
miss london
16:00 14/5
| Nice one! |
The Cats Mauve-r
16:01 14/5
| i know...i hope they fit, or i shall have to cut off her toes!  |
The Moog
16:32 14/5
| I think you'll find it was me
What, going to go back and check are you?  |
KatyPlumTwo
16:41 14/5
| How does one go about getting their fancy tickled? I feel it is something missing from my life these days. |
MoFo
17:38 14/5
| WOOOHOOOOO!!!!
I did NOT nag....I SUGGESTED. Big difference!
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chooch
17:58 14/5
| God Mofo Why dont you just replace your computer
I wanted to move this from the other snort thread
Columbia said: This one on the "pooing a strawberry" thread, made me choke!
bosalls1
20:44 13/5
It's a pity she didn't poo some meringues as well - you could have had a pavlova. |
champagnelover
18:17 14/5
| Will the old one still be accessible? |
miss london
18:17 14/5
| People deleting you from facebook
I think its very rude !
^^^That is Swanny on her thread.
I don't know why, every time I read it it makes me laugh, I can hear an indignant tone to it |
champagnelover
18:26 14/5
| Cue loads of people sitting on my lovely window sill, kicking my wall and generally making a nuisance of themselves - and that was just the pensioners going to the market
Tally on her "Hooray the bus stop has been moved" thread |
champagnelover
22:38 14/5
| artexia ( on the heroes thread)
21:35 14/5
Sanitaria - the cleaning superheroine. By day a humble working mother called Dolores Doitall but by night I go out with nipple tassels made of dusters and a broom up my arse. My superpower is being able to suck dust up with my lungs into a special hoover bag attached to my costume.
My arch enemy is Mankio, the evil dirt monster.
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Wolf
10:59 15/5
| Netty on her own thread
the female anatomy toddler style
The conversations in my house just get more and more interesting
Dd2 (age 2 and a half) tonight getting ready for bed goes to have a wee, little legs daggling shes on the toilet, I am tidying up bathtime mess (ie LOTS of water)
dd: whats this bit in my loulou ? (rummages about looking interested)
me (flinches a bit) its just part of your loulou, its where wee wee comes out (yes I know its a bit of a lie but she is only 2 )
DD: oh does my poo come out there too ?
Me No, poo comes out of your bum hole *busy wiping bath out hoping child will leave it there*
dd: whre is my bumhole ? can I see it ?
Me its between your bum cheeks, you know that.Ok have a wipe lets get to bed
dd: *wipes says no more about it, dances off to bedroom*
I follow her back in to find her on all fours desperatley trying to look at her own arsehole
dd: well I cant see it
me: well its there, trust me, pjs please
we manage the top half then there she is contorting herself again, she is quite flexible
dd I can nearly see it *proud face*
my head thinks ffs child you are mad my mouth says "oh well done pull ups next please " but no, we havent finished yet, what she cant see she decides to feel, without warning she is bent over finger on bumhole..
dd Oh mummy look I did find it !! my very own bumhole.
me: super job, fingers out please, lets wash your hands. now what story shall we read ?
dd cat in the hat please. have cats got a bumhole ?
daddy is doing bedtime tomorrow
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BlackberryJam
12:59 15/5
| ellabella
11:47 15/5
"daria
11:46 15/5
I use the word rarely but I think it's fitting here: what an idiot! your mps even made the newspaper here in switzerland. they wrote that some even charged nappies to expenses??? " [/quote]
yeah well, they are full of shit
Just pmsl |
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